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From Funkylb:  I never read children's books as a child.  I would always plow through the very adult offerings from one of my aunt's book club and whatever my youngest aunt was reading for her high school literature classes.  So, of late, I've been trying to catch up on everything I missed, and also pay close attention to the thousands of titles geared toward children of color.  Black and Latino publishing appear to be booming in this niche market.  There will be fiction and non-fiction adult titles reviewed here in the future.  In the meantime, check out my book of the month suggestions for grown folk here.  The book of the month entries from me, though, are more descriptive than critical.  They merely serve as just a literary heads-up, really.

 

 

 

Abiyoyo

by Peete Seeger

Illustrations by Michael Hays

NY: Macmillan, ©1963

(Picture Book for Older Children)

Review by Funkylb

This book recreates a South African folktale about a young ukulele player, who, along with his magician father, is banished from an interestingly multicultural town (inhabitants include Asians, peoples of African descent, Native Indians, Continental Indians, peoples of European descent, Jewish peoples) accused of making too much noise.  The boy’s father’s crime is making too many things disappear.   A mythic creature called an Abiyoyo, though, soon besieges the town.  The Abiyoyo, it is believed, eats humans.  Everyone in the town is afraid of the creature except for the banished boy and his father.  The boy takes up his ukulele and plays for the creature making a song about of its name.  The Abiyoyo, it seems, is quite narcissistic and is overcome with the desire to dance to the sound of its own name.  Soon tired, the creature falls to the ground and the father makes him disappear with his magic.  The town celebrates the bravery of the two newly minted heroes.

 

The style of illustration in this book is impressionistic oil paintings on linen.  The linen surface gives the pictures an earthiness, depth and texture that enriches the story’s pastoral backdrop.  Every picture is a double page spread with no white space in the gutters.  This decision is a misstep because it disrupts the continuity of the paintings on a few occasions.  The artist alternates between the use of heavy lines in the paintings to very thin lines.  The heaviest lines are utilized in the service of evoking menace and heightened action, especially in the scenes with the Abiyoyo.  Too, it is a wonderful artistic decision on the part of the illustrator to deviate from the more representational style of drawing utilized for the human figures when the depicting the creature.  The Abiyoyo is very loosely drawn, rather amorphous in shape and detail.  This preserves the mythical nature of the creature, while at the same time leaving much room for young minds to graft onto the creature any imaginative, nightmarish qualities for a beast that they may have.  That is a wonderful device for such a tale.  

 

 

My Man Blue

Poems By Nikki Grimes

Pictures by Jerome Lagarrigue

New York: Dial, ©1999.

 (Poetry for Children)

Review by Funkylb

 

This is a collection of narrative poems thematically linked around the central story of a boy’s coming to terms with his mother’s new boyfriend, the titular, Blue.  Each poem in the series illuminates some new facet to young Damon's deepening relationship with Blue.  Blue helps Damon overcome his fear of heights, helps him to put his affliction with asthma into perspective and teaches him how to live with the taunts from other boy’s his age about being a mama’s boy and boy who does not fight girls.  Some of the poems rhyme and others do not.  The overarching style is a conversational narrative tone wherein every word is purposefully placed.  Grimes manages to say a great deal with just a few lines.  The poems are in Damon’s voice and sound very much like a child’s perspective on suspicions about the new man in his mother’s life, encounters with the class bully and dealing with neighborhood violence.  The language is not ornately poetic, but is characterized by highly distilled and realistic everyday speech.  The real poetry is in how lines are organized, what words are omitted and how adjacent words function together, both in terms of sound and imagery. Grimes successfully assembles poetry that is accessible and relevant here.

 

The real joy in this work, however, is to be found in Lagarrigue’s acrylic paintings on paper.  The illustrator visually posits an urban cityscape that is vibrant and warm. Even the abandoned cars and buildings seem not to be examples of blight, but objects that positively contribute to the neighborhood’s overall tableau.  Both Damon and Blue are representationally drawn, but the Canson paper that Lagarrigue uses gives his human figures an über-dimensionality that surpasses even the triptych dimensions of real life.  Lagarrigue’s city neighborhood is dominated by oranges, pale greens, reds, and aquamarine, that all bring a nostalgic quality to the story.  It is as if the young boy, now grown up, is looking back on a pivotal time in his life.

 

 

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Black Books Galore: Guide to Great African       American Children's Books.  Donna Rand, Toni Trent Parker & Sheila Foster (eds).  New York: Wiley, ©1998.

 

 

Black Books Galore: Guide to More Great African American Children's Books.  Donna Rand, Toni Trent Parker & Sheila Foster (eds).  New York: Wiley, ©2001.

 

 

Black Books Galore: Guide to Great African American Children's Books About Girls.  Donna Rand, Toni Trent Parker & Sheila Foster (eds).  New York: Wiley, ©2001.

 

Black Books Galore: Guide to Great African American Children's Books About Boys.  Donna Rand, Toni Trent Parker & Sheila Foster (eds).  New York: Wiley, ©2001. 

 

This is a suite of reference tools, geared principally toward parents, but valuable for educators as well.  The editors provide largely descriptive annotations for hundreds of "positive" books (both fiction and non-fiction) for Black youth from preschool through grade 8.  The overarching organizational principle of the bibliographies is age group.  The titles in each age range are then listed alphabetically.  Short spotlight pieces introducing authors and illustrators, the majority of whom are Black, are included.  As are cover art and story excerpts from select books.  Usefully, a list of Coretta Scott King, Caldecott and Newberry award winners is also provided.  The only shortcoming I find with these texts is the lack of critical evaluation.  Each text covers at least two hundred books and it would be helpful to know which are poorly written or, in the case of the non-fiction, badly researched.

 

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Ernestine and Amanda: Summer Camp Ready or  Not!

By Sandra Belton

Aladdin Paperbacks, 1997

0689808453

Ages 8 to 12

Review by Funkylb

 

Note: I adore this series!  There is still relatively little series fiction that features kids of color as central characters.

Ernestine and Amanda are two eleven-year-old African American girls negotiating puberty and profound family transitions in 1950’s West Virginia.  In this book, the second in a series that consists of four books to date, the girls tackle summer camp.  Ernestine heads off to an all Black camp, and Amanda, to an integrated camp in which girls who look like her are still underrepresented.  Belton utilizes an alternating first person narrative strategy that allows the girls to recount two very different camp experiences in a progressive plot strategy.  Belton deftly and sensitively explores issues of body image, divorce, a segregated South and nascent friendship between two girls who are first suspicious of one another and later only grudgingly cordial.  Belton does a splendid job at drawing the two main characters so that, although they are the same age and hail from similar kinds of families, each has a voice that is uniquely distinct from the other.  Both Ernestine and Amanda are bright, clever young women whose verbal sparring with one another is laugh out loud funny.  Also to Belton’s credit, the relationship between Ernestine and Amanda progresses very slowly and lends itself to a story with more verisimilitude.  Too, the languor with which the relationship between the two girls develops creates, in the reader, an interest in reading other books in the series to learn how these two contentious characters become friends. 

 

Belton’s writing is sharp and very well crafted.  She is particularly adept at writing convincing dialogue between young people.  Belton’s prose assumes the natural intelligence of her 8-12 year old audience; it never speaks down to that audience.  Belton’s writing style forces this age group to stretch, making good use of vocabulary that inspires the latter.  Peppering the text with words like oblique and disenfranchised sets a standard and a tone that persists throughout the text.  Nothing about this text seems forced or contrived underscoring the author’s note that she grew up at a time, in a town and in a family much like the title characters.  Ernestine and Amanda are wonderful portraits of female pubescence.

 

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Norah Jones: Wednesday, June 19, 2002  at The TLA (Philadelphia)

Opening Act:  The Gabe Dixon Band

Review by Funkylb

 

 

 

http://www.norahjones.com

 

Daughter of noted composer, sitarist and all around hero of the 60's and 70's hippie musician crowd, Ravi Shankar, Norah Jones seems to have come out of nowhere and within a very short time landed in the top 10 of the Billboard charts.  What is noteworthy about her ascent is that she's a young (only 22 years old) phenom who effortlessly and intelligently mines the country, folk, jazz, pop, and R&B milieus and comes up with style that is all her own.  She sounds like no one but Norah, but it is obvious to the listener that she has paid close attention to Billie, Ella, Sarah, Nina, Aretha and Patsy.  Forget the new school so called divas, Norah has learned from the originators and imbibed those lessons fully and well.  Also noteworthy is the fact that her debut album, Come Away With Me, is doing brisk business for the heretofore serious jazz (read: relatively low selling, recognized and appreciated by only the in-nest of the jazz cognoscenti) BlueNote label.  Marry all of the above to the fact that Norah and her band of similarly young and talented NYC based musicians write the majority of their material and excel at their chosen instruments, and what you have is a present day pop musical anomaly.  Norah, unlike most "artists" inhabiting the top of the charts is no vacuous confection.   She sings and plays piano and Wurlitzer with an organic sense of time, timbre,  attention to lyric, and innate soulfulness that seems to be from an era long gone.

 

http://www.thegabedixonband.com

So, it was with great delight and heightened anticipation that I made my way down to the TLA one rainy Wednesday evening to catch Norah and the other members of her quartet: Lee Alexander (bass), Adam Levy (guitars) and Andrew Borger (drums).  It was a sign of good fortune to have as an opening act The Gabe Dixon Band, another piano led quartet out of  the University of Miami School of Music that recently scored a major label deal.  Gabe Dixon usually handles lead vocals and piano, organ & keyboards of one type or another himself, and is also the band's putative lyricist.  Gabe is really the thinking man's Ben Folds.  His lyrics, though, are less cutesy-mercurial and his chord vocabulary is pretty expansive in a jazz-inflected way.  Some might call him a funkier, blusier Billy Joel or Elton John (for real!), but Billy and Elton haven't integrated P-Funk, Billy Preston, Stevie Wonder and Jimmy Smith-isms into their musical output in the way that Gabe has.  Let me be clear about that fact that Gabe is no mere regurgitator, he has filtered and stripped his myriad musical influences of their surfaces and re-shaped the raw materials, the innards to his liking.

Gabe played piano, Rhodes, the Hammond B-3 this evening and was more than adept at all three.  He has serious chops.  Sir Paul McCartney apparently thinks so too, as he tapped Gabe to play keyboards for him in NYC last year.  Gabe is also a truly soulful and funky vocalists with a beautiful falsetto!!!  He was ably assisted on this night by Winston Harrison on bass (electric and upright), Jano Rix on drums, and Chandler Harrison on alto sax.  The tunes the band played were loose, funk-jazz-pop pieces accompanied by good lyrical storytelling.  Stand out tunes were:   Everything's Okay, More than It Would Seem, and Corner Cafe and Last Fool.  Their set was regrettably too short.  I wanted to hear more.   Fortunately, the Band was selling copies of their full length album for Reprise Records, On a Rolling Ball, for a mere $10.00.  $10.00???!!!  I would have gladly paid twice that amount for this audio distillation of gleeful funk.  The disc is not yet available in stores.  Lucky me.

The lady of the hour,  Norah Jones , and her band took the stage without much fanfare after about a 45 minute set from The Gabe Dixon Band.  Norah played to a sold out audience that seemed to know all of the songs from the album, Come Away With Me and the now out of print EP, First Session.  Norah had been selling the latter EP at earlier 2001 and 2002 shows.  They were also available through her website, but no more.  Rabid fans like myself presciently snatched them up months ago.  

The show commenced with a loose reading of Cold, Cold Heart that swung like nobody's business.  Norah and the guys are such the antithesis of serious and stuffy jazz musicians, a descriptor that they all can credibly claim.  The dress was denim casual for all of them and the mood was playful and open.  Norah shared with audience some of the very bad jokes that help them break up the monotony on the tour bus.  Norah also playfully put the spotlight on Lee Alexander's new-old jeans that he had purchased earlier that day, and admitted that she gets great pleasure out of embarrassing the laid back upright bass player.  Norah seemed relaxed and did a good job of connecting with the audience even though, as a result of the positioning of the piano and Wurlitzer on stage, the bulk of the audience only saw her profile all night.   That was not a hindrance because people were there for the music primarily.  I will say that I was pleased to have had a fantastic view of Norah's hands as she played piano all night.  That kind of perspective on a live musician is invaluable and instructive.

The musicianship on display this evening was of the highest caliber, with Norah mostly engaging in some light and subtle comping as guitarist Adam Levy took a front seat on the majority of the tunes.  Levy is virtuosic on both acoustic and electric guitars bringing a Bill Frisell-esque whimsy to most of his solos.  Lee Alexander and Andrew Borger were a well-matched rhythm section with Alexander's bass walking patterns resting comfortably if animatedly on top of Borger's percussive combinations.  Alexander's impeccable sense of time was best displayed during the band's reading of Hank Williams' tune, Cold, Cold Heart.  The Band turned this tune inside out eschewing its maudlin quality and replacing it with saucy, sexy seduction.  It is my favorite song from the album, and it, along with Tennessee Waltz  was my favorite tune this evening.

But the most sublime and otherworldly element in evidence this evening was Norah's voice.  To say that she is a singer is a misnomer: singers marry words to music.  Ms. Jones is a vocal storyteller; she adds depth, nuance, color and shading to each word of each song.  Norah is well aware of the melodic and harmonic range of her voice, and intelligently coaxes the maximum pathos and emotion out of it, seemingly without great effort.  All of this even as she supports the music with tasty, but sparse chordal accompaniment on piano or Wurlitzer.  What a sophisticated and graceful interpreter of lyric and composition this 22 year old is!  Norah Jones and her band are a discriminating music lover's delight.  Catch them in your city, if you can.

 

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FRIDA

Starring: Salma Hayek, Alfred Molina, Geoffrey Rush, Mia Maestro, Valeria Golino, Edward Norton, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd
Directed by: Julie Taymor
Screenplay by: Clancy Sigal, Edward Norton, Gregory Nava (among others)

Review by Funkylb

 

Mention the name Frida Kahlo these days, and chances are the person you are addressing will know to whom you refer.  Recognition and appreciation of Kahlo, though, is a relatively recent (last 25 years or so) phenomenon here in the US.  Her ascent in esteem can be attributed, in large part, to the positive revisionist efforts of the women’s movement.  In particular, Hayden Herrera’s 1983 biomythographical (to borrow a wonderfully rich literary neologism coined by Audre Lorde) book-length treatment of Frida’s life went very far in introducing the world to a woman who is arguably Mexico’s greatest painter.  Madonna and J.LO’s mad rush to be the first to bring Kahlo’s life to the big-screen also fomented interest and visibility for Mexico’s gran artista feminina.  Given that human beings tend to be guilessly (mostly, I think) reductive, Kahlo’s personage and heady artistic contributions have been boiled down to “uni-brow, mustache, and bloody self-portraits.”  Clearly, Frida was so much more.  Iconography can be such an unforgiving and restricting beast!  Thankfully, actor Salma Hayek’s decade long filmic labor of love reveals layers upon layers of this most complicated and truly modern woman.  This film will certainly bolster Kahlo's icon status, but, to its credit, it does try to tell a more complete story.

Frida, as a biopic, follows the familiar storytelling trajectory for that kind of picture.  That is to say, it adheres to a kind of temporal diachronicity and linearity.  There are, however, a number of whimsical and highly imaginative divergences that upend the roteness of the genre.  More on that a bit later...  

 In the opening of the film we meet a young Frida circa 1915 who is impish, strong-willed and clearly charmed by life.  That little girl morphs into the university art student who is still making mischief, but who now exudes a kind of earthy sensuality, fearlessness and restless intelligence.  This Frida is outspoken, attenuates boundaries through sartorial gender play and is uncowered by the perceived headiness of the theoretical writings of the likes of Shoeppenhauer and Hegel.  In the midst of a heated debate with her then boyfriend about the influence of Marx on these and other critical thinker, the bus transporting the two crashes into a building.  As a result of this collision, Frida suffers a crushed pelvis and left foot and a twisted spine.  Her injuries leave her bed-ridden for months and necessitate dozens of painful operations over the course of her life.  Frida would never fully recover from the accident, living with chronic unbearable pain, walking with a limp for the rest of her life and then pretty much being confined to either a wheel chair or her bed in her the last years.  Some of Frida's most anguished and poignant paintings convey the physical and mental devastation she suffers as a result of her post-accident body.

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The first indication that this biopic will not exactly be "paint by numbers", as some critics have suggested it is, is the way in which director Julie Taymor chooses to dramatize the post-accident surgeries to put Frida’s torso back together again.  Here there are some wonderful animated effects with what look like x-rayed, skeletal Day of the Dead figurines operating on Frida.  The effect is both surreal and absurdist and it underscores, I think, the tenuousness of our physiology and reduces it to its barest element, the carbon of our bones.  In addition, this scene seems to communicate the medical community’s dialectically comedic and often diabolical hubris with respect to its (in) abilities and right to re-shape the human form.  The skeletal figurines and their hyperactive motions in this scene invest it with more ensanguined enormity and horror than seeing the familiar operating room trappings and gore.  Well done, Julie Taymor!

It is during her post-accident convalescence that a bedridden Frida’s passion for painting as self-expression becomes palpable for the audience.  Frida, in interviews and the like, often commented that she would simply “paint her reality.”  Confined to a full torso cast and relegated to being mostly horizontal, Frida uses whatever is in her purview as artistic subject, even her own feet.   As her body heals, she is able to use a mirror to paint her own visage and then graduates to portraits of her family members. Needing to make money to help support her family, Frida begins to see art as commerce as well.  She seeks out Mexican muralist, Diego Rivera, for his opinion of both her creative and of her commercial viability as an artist.  Rivera is impressed with her gift and tells her so.  Frida wants to be mentored by Diego, but makes it clear from the start that they are to be compadres only.  It is not long, however, before Frida begins to see her twin soul in the unkept, lumbering, unsuccessfully posturing and rapaciously sexual muralist.  And so one of the great romances in modern times begins.

The lion’s share of the film chronicles the tempestuous open marriage between Diego and Frida.  Both had many lovers during their marriage.  Frida, though, did a better job of being discreet about her liaisons with both men and women. (To the film’s credit, Frida’s bisexuality is frankly related in this film.  Kudos to Hayek for being fearless about this aspect of the artist’s life.  One of Frida's more famous female lovers, Chavela Vargas, has a cameo in the film singing in a bar scene)  Diego didn’t care to successfully hide his dalliances, including one with Frida’s sister, Cristina.  Although Frida’s relationship with Diego is interesting stuff, I think the film privileges it a bit too much.  What suffers, as a result, is any real exposition of Frida’s relationship to her art.  What did the brush feel like in her hand, what did the paint smell like, what physical sensations accompanied the motion of putting brush to canvas?  Did she theorize at all about her art?  Were her obvious influences studied ones?  Whom else did she admire artistically, aside from Rivera and Picasso?  I don’t feel the film does an adequate job of concretizing her genius, nor her artistic process.  I’m not sure, though, how one would successfully do that cinematically.  I do, however, think that the Jackson Pollack biopic staring Ed Harris manages to capture some of these intangibles better than the Frida film.   What director Julie Taymor does infinitely better with this film is to capture the whimsy and hyper-reality of Frida’s paintings.  Many of Frida’s most famous paintings are historicized and brought to life in the film. These touches of magic realism inventively delineate how Frida’s life was her art and vice versa.

Hayek’s performance is such a soulful one.  We don’t, as a matter of course, see these kinds of performances much anymore (especially since Meryl Streep has become a bit stingier about gracing the screen.  Streep’s turn as the titular character in Sophie’s Choice and her truly transformative realization as Italian-born, Iowa-moored housewife, Francesca, in The Bridges of Madison County, are the yardsticks by which I measure degrees of soul on screen.  Film performances of late have become too “actory-ly.”  By that I mean that many of the so-called great actors of the last 25 years or so constantly employ a stable of expressions and bodily ticks that pass as craft (Jack Nicholson, Kevin Spacey, Tom Hanks can you hear me?), but which evince nothing of the chi or the anima even of the actor nor of the character/person being portrayed. However, Salma seems to have inhaled, imbibed, and channeled the very essence of her subject.  I'm not at all sure of the nuts and bolts of how she accomplishes this, but she delivers an emotional, affecting, self-aware and intimate performance the likes of which I did not think her capable.  Certainly, her work in From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Time Code, The Velocity of Gary, Fools Rush In (all of which I've seen more than once) in no way pre-sages this level of intelligent, measured and impuriently sexy craftsmanship.  It probably helps that she is playing opposite Alfred Molina (The Man Who Knew Too Little, Chocolat) as Diego.  Molina’s portrayal elicits such sympathy from me.  For years, I have so strongly disliked Rivera the person while still remaining awed by his creative output.  Molina and Hayek together make me wish I could buy into the diluted storybook trappings of the film romance, but I know better.

There are some other glaring elisions and gentle contortions of truth that I find curious in this film:  After Leon Trotsky's assassination, for which both Frida and Diego were suspected conspirators, the two of them contumeliously repudiated their once fervent Trotskyism and turned, instead, to Stalism.  They did so even in the face of the overwhelming evidence that Stalin was a mass murderer.  In addition, Frida, as evinced through the style of art she committed to canvas and through her body art (meaning her affinity for really ornate native Mexican dress), was extremely nationalistic.  Nothing wrong with that on the surface, but the other side of that coin is that she was rabidly anti-American.  She truly disdained gringos.  That worldview is readily apparent in her diary.   The absence of these and other truths from the film do not make it any less of a beautiful piece of life art, but I would have been very interested to see how these revelations would further complicate an already complexly reticulated biographical subject.  I dislike the filmic tendency to engage in hagiography of real life figures.  Frida was extraordinary in her gifts and the beautiful hyperrealism and surrealism she was able to capture on canvas.  But what is equally fascinating are her faults and moral ambiguities.  But, you know, that's just me.

Frida, as film, works on many levels: it’s a solid biopic; it’s a wonderful entrée to Frida’s work; it’s a love story of the epic and operatic kind; and it’s a love letter to a Mexico that no longer exists and to a native daughter who adored her homeland, its people and its indigenous cultures. Go see it!

 

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Full Frontal

Starring: Julia Roberts, Blair Underwood, Catherine Keener, Mary McCormack, David Hyde Pierce, Nicky Katt, Erika Alexander and David Duchovny
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Screenplay by: Coleman Hough

Review by Funkylb


Everything you've probably already heard about Full Frontal is true. It does feel like a glorified Hollywood home movie. It is Soderbergh's grand, if somewhat whiney, "fuck you" to the Hollywood machine that at first embraced him as a precocious auteur, then vilified him for failing to live up to his promise, and then loved him again to the tune of several Oscar nominations. This film does serve as a vehicle for really big Hollywood stars to "play indie." But more than anything, Steven Soderbergh's latest is an often gratingly cheeky homage to himself. Moreover, the script that support's this cinematic onanism curiously reads like a page out of Julia Robert's diary, under entries titled, "Shit I'd like to get off my chest, if only anyone would listen!" The script is liberally improvised and it feels like it.

Roberts and Blair Underwood play actors playing actors in a movie about a movie. Blair is Denzil Washington's stand-in here. I'll bet you Roberts and Soderbergh tried to get Denzil, but he declined. There are many oh so unsubtle jibes at the institutionalized racism undergirding the interracial kiss that never happened between Roberts and Washington in The Pelican Brief. Underwood has a long-winded monologue about how hard it is to be a Black actor in a system that only allows access to the movie star crown to one Black person at a time. Blah, blah, blah...

Oh yeah, there are some other people in this movie, too. Catherine Keener and David Hyde Pierce play a couple teetering on the edge of a marital bust-up. Keener thinks her husband is lacking in the ambition department, among other areas, and Pierce can't figure out why his wife seems to think he's wack. Keener here plays yet another slightly deranged screw-up looking for love and passion in all the wrong places. I'd like to never see Keener play this type of character again; there is nowhere else psycho-emotionally that she can take this kind of woman. Really, the work she did in Walking and Talking combined with this year's Lovely and Amazing covers the entire terrain. Enough already!

Everyone in the film is connected through their relationships, either personal or professional, with a producer played by David Duchovny. The action in the film takes place in a single day and a party thrown by Duchovny is the capstone of the day's events. It is here that the audience comes to understand how all of the main and supporting characters fit together, but by this time, we don't care.

I love Soderbergh, but this film is a mess. It's the ugliest looking film I've seen in a decade. One true pleasure about a Soderbergh film is usually how it looks, as he often acts as his own DP under the name Peter Andrews. Out of Sight was a beautiful looking film.  Soderbergh really understood how to photograph Jennifer Lopez to breathtaking effect. He knew how to put both she and Clooney in the same frame and have them both burn up the screen equally.  Masterful, I tell ya! The Mexico sequences in Traffic were at once overwhelming, foreboding and nostalgically warm without being overtaken by a colonial gaze.  Peter/Steven must have been drunk when Full Frontal was shot, though. Parts of the film are shot in 35mm and others on digital video, but neither format illuminates anything about what's going on in the other, except a highly reductive tape equals real life and film equals movie/fantasy dichotomy. So what? Moreover, all of the scenes are poorly lit and none of them breathe or pull the audience into their disparate frames. I've never felt more of a division between my own body and what's happening on the screen before in my entire film-loving life.  I, for one, go to the movies to limn the lines between me and the characters on screen.

Shame on you, Mr. Soderbergh! This film makes Schizopolis seem accessible and charming. Skip this one, unless you're a rabid Soderbergh devotee, but be forewarned that our hero has blundered egregiously.  Let us pray for his salvation...


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Me Without You

Starring: Michelle Williams, Anna Friel, Kyle Maclachlan, Oliver Milburn, Trudie Styler

Directed by: Sandra Goldbacher

Written by: Sandra Goldbacher and Laurence Coriat

Review by Funkylb

 Let me first disclose the fact that I adore Michelle Williams!  I watched the early days of Dawson’s Creek and correctly surmised that she and Katie Holmes were real thespians who would find substantive parts later in their careers despite having to deliver the tripe that passes for teenspeak on that show.  I cannot bear to watch big-headed James Van der Beek and Josh Jackson under and over emote, respectively, out at The Creek these days, but I do miss seeing Michelle on a regular basis.  Too, Michelle and Chloe Sevigny were ferally captivating and sexy in the middle vignette of If These Walls Could Talk 2.  Michelle managed to imbue her role in that film with intelligence and just the right level of steely but pregnant self-doubt.  She then beautifully recasts those things into self-awareness and personal agency right before our very eyes in the space of just 30 minutes.  She has the goods, prime-time soap-operish pedigree be damned!  I cannot wait to see Michelle and Christina Ricci in Prozac Nation, which wrapped in 2000 but has yet to make into to theaters.  I think it will get right everything that Girl Interrupted did not.  I think, too, that La Ricci and Williams will be evenly matched leading ladies.  Neither of them will be devoured by the other in the way that frighteningly brilliant Angelina Jolie stole Winnona Rider’s movie from her in scene after scene.   But I digress…

In Sandra Goldbacher’s (The Governess) third feature in the director’s chair, MichelleWilliams inhabits another fiercely intelligent character, in this case one who comes of age across The Pond during the late 1970’s and the 80’s.  I should note that Williams does a perfectly respectable British accent here.  Among today’s American cinematic ingénues, Gwynnie is the most adept at speaking The King’s English (I’m thinking Sliding Doors and Shakespeare in Love).  Renee Zellwegger did an admirable job in Bridget Jone’s Diary.  Madonna, though not an ingénue or an actress, in my opinion, should cease and desist with that speech impediment that she thinks sounds British.  Okay, now I’m just being mean and otherwise losing my train of thought…

Williams’ Holly is one half of a school-girl pact derived dual entity called, Harina.  The other half of the duo is Anna Friel’s, Marina. We first encounter Holly and Marina as grade school aged free spirits and follow the ups and downs of their friendship through a high school obsession with The Clash and all things punk, through University and then into their late 20’s.  The film goes to great lengths in its opening scenes to disambiguate Holly from Marina.  Holly is the mousy, brainy but not beautiful one.  Marina, on the other hand, is the brash, outspoken, sexy, non-rocket scientist toward whom the entire male species is drawn.  Immediately, I had trouble with these set roles.  Michelle Williams, to be clear, is a stone cold fox!  Anna Friel, while beautiful in a rather angular, smoldering way, cannot hold a candle to Williams.  Even as the film tries to mute Williams’ obvious comeliness, it still shines through in every scene.  I was quite puzzled by this choice of casting.  Holly’s rather provincial and distant  mother keeps reminding her daughter that it is more useful to be smart and clever than to be beautiful.  Marina’s party girl mother, played with such wicked aplomb by Sting’s wife Trudie Styler, also underscores the Marina is beautiful/Holly is smart juxtaposition.  I don’t get it!  Anyone with good vision can see that Holly is the ENTIRE package, but okay…I guess the audience has to play along.

The reason the Holly plus Marina=Harina pact works is because each girl perceives in the other something she is lacking.  Holly is riddled with insecurities about her looks and about her level of hipness as a Jewish kid with opera loving parents, and Marina knows she’s not as smart as Holly and envies Holly’s picture perfect family life.  Marina’s parents have a volatile relationship that her father ultimately abandons.  Marina’s mother is a serious party girl who fears growing old and unsexy.  What goes unspoken between the girls, and what Goldbacher’s script and direction go very far in explicating, is how complicated and messy it becomes to really love and admire someone next to whom you feel woefully inadequate.  Both Holly and Marina suffer from this malaise which naturally breeds resentment. The film, then, spends the majority of its time subtly (and a few times not so subtly) exploring this complex enmeshment of apposite drives.  The film ultimately reveals that the outwardly steely Marina is actually the more fragile of the two girls/women and that Holly, the insecure, shrinking violet, is the ENTIRE package and merely needs to harness all of her innate gifts.  Holly can’t see those gifts from within Marina’s shadow.  Naturally, she’ll have to extricate herself from the skein of co-dependence with Marina.

The only problem is that the audience knows that from the beginning.  As an audience, we spend the last 2/3 of the movie knowing what needs to be done and we have a pretty good idea about how it will happen. What saves this movie from being an overly-predictable and uninteresting chick flick are the performances.  Anna Friel as Marina breaks my heart.  Her role is on the showier side and could easily have devolved into grand gestures and kinetic posturing that lead nowhere.  Friel definitely plays Marina big, but she beautifully negotiates the smaller, easily overlooked body movements and other finer details that tell us that underneath all of the bravado is a little girl lost.  The final showdown scene with Holly is a good example of Friel’s non-grandiose acting chops, as is the final, quasi-reconciliation scene of the film (I won’t give them away here—I talk too much sometimes!!). The audience is set up to dislike, or at least, distrust Marina, and to root for Holly. Given some of the things Marina does to her friend, it is sometimes hard to remain sympathetic to her, but the audience does because Friel is so good at making transparent the war of self-doubt that rages within her.  

The levels of magic in Michelle Williams’ performance are nearly ineffable.  See…good girl roles are bland, bland, bland; they’re like monochromatic wallpapering for films.  It is a special actor who takes Pollyanna and plays against the inclination to make her merely angelic and  not at all complicated.  Williams brings a quiet intensity and incandescent self-awareness to bear on Holly that is uncommon for the good girl part.  Williams also successfully makes obvious the constant struggle between sentience and sapience within the character of Holly.  She does a remarkable job, without words, of showing the audience the process of constantly absorbing Marina’s emotional blows and then intellectually rationalizing them away.  Holly, the character, is complicit in the dysfunction of their relationship and Michelle Williams, the actor, never lets herself off the hook for it.  Williams communicates all of that fecundity without the aid of dialogue.  She is a joy to watch in this film!!!

Go see Me Without You; it is a chick flick, but one of the finer, more poignant ones.  

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Swimming

Starring: Lauren Ambrose:Frankie, Joelle Carter: Josee, Jennifer Dundas: Nicolla

Directed by: Robert J. Siegel

Screenplay by: Robert J. Siegel, Grace Woodward and Lisa Bazadona 

Genre: Drama

Review by Funkylb

 

Co-writer/director Robert Siegel is a patient, lyric storyteller sans gimmicks in a cinematic climate that lusts after direly anemic storylines as props for quick, puerile jokes, car chases and tête-à-têtes with crafty aliens.  A case in point is his quiescently intelligent mood piece, Swimming.  To say that this film is a coming of age story wherein three very different young women attempt to “find” themselves over the course of a summer season is criminally facile?  They do, but the beauty, the complexity and the novelty is in the how as communicated in the actors’ moving performances.

Frankie, Lauren Ambrose from HBO’s Six Feet Under, and her brother run a seaside bar and diner in Myrtle Beach, SC.  Resident bad girl and Frankie’s best friend, Nicolla, runs a tattoo parlor adjacent to the diner.  As the film opens, the women are gearing up for the summer encroachment by tourists.  Frankie looks upon the perennial ritual with dread. Nicolla (Jennifer Dundas), however, approaches it with salivating anticipation of new men to tease and please and new women over whom to establish corporeal superiority.  Within the first few frames, Siegel establishes the central and titular metaphor for the film.  Frankie lives in this coastal paradise, but does not swim in the ocean, ever.  Swimming for Frankie, who dresses tomboyishly in baggy shirts and overalls, would require an engagement of her body in a disrobed state and make bare the changes in it that young adulthood precipitates.  Swimming also symbolizes tepid exploration of the unknown.  Frankie has been stuck in this town working long hours in the family business for some time.  She doesn’t even have a car with which to venture outside of her usual environs.  She’s stuck, but she paradoxically welcomes the familiarity of this suffocating space she inhabits.

Nicolla, on the other hand, is raging to break free; the binge drinking and rapacious sex that usually define her summers on the beach don’t sustain her high anymore.  She is the Freudian id to Frankie’s superego.  The longstanding dynamic between the two seems to be that Nicolla gets wild and crazy and Frankie watches her, vicariously enjoys it, but ultimately reins her friend in before Nicolla manages to self-destruct.  It’s a co-dependent relationship destined for upheaval.

That fissure arrives in the guise of Josee (Joelle Carter).  Josee is the vivacious, dissemblingly unaware beauty who has men falling over themselves to assist her with whatever.  Usually, that whatever is a warm bed, a place to stay and a job.  Josee comes to work for Frankie and her brother at the diner and her breezy self-confidence hooks Frankie immediately.  Nicolla, of course, sees Josee as a threat to her putative ownership on the hot guy pool and to her stronghold on Frankie’s imagination.  This triad is rife with homoerotic undertones.  Frankie does have a crush on Josee, but it’s complicated as friendships between women are wont to be.  Nicolla probably has a thing for Frankie, also complicated by an already intense friendship.  These kinds of vaporous cross-attractions happen all the time in seemingly platonic relationships between women and girls alike.  One of the profound pleasures of this film and a testament to its innate intelligence is its lazy, but still purposeful refusal to be pedantic and exploitative of this homo-psycho-sexual undercurrent.  Nothing about it gets overstated or labeled, much like the way sexuality or sexual identity alternately comes into focus and then turns on its head for some young people in real life.  A further explication of the swimming metaphor could be Frankie’s nascent lesbianism, but all of that is left prudently open-ended.

Open-ended is an apt descriptor of the overall tenor of this movie.  Siegel and the other screenwriters pose many questions about the parameters of friendship, both the chimerical and the concrete forces undergirding close female relationships, inchoate sexual identity formation and the painful process of leaving behind the people and the things that once sustained us before full-blown adulthood.  Siegel, however, never directs the audience to neatly delimit nor to straightforwardly delineate resolutions to these complications.  This is a director who stays out of the way on so many levels and paints with a languorous and subtle brush at all times to outstanding effect. Plot development and the film’s overall pacing here are a somnambulist’s wet dream in the best possible way.  It is a very rare thing for an audience to have the delight of just watching characters on screen live and breathe without an overabundance of either vacuous dialogue that reveals nothing substantive or didactic music whose lyrics tell us exactly how we should be feeling in the moment.  Often, too, directors rely on commercially based music to tell the story that miscast actors are incapable of telling through dialogue or by way of emotive facility.

Let’s talk about the casting here for a moment.  Ambrose’s Frankie is note perfect as a sensitive young woman quietly molting her way to real subjectivity and personal agency.  Ambrose manages this transmogrification with no soap operish histrionics, no soliloquies about how hard it is to be a girl and no belabored method acting.  In fact, for a lead, Ambrose has relatively few lines.  Everything that need be communicated is ably done so by her deeply expressive face and sagacious eyes.  You never doubt her intelligence and you’re always aware of the inner steel beneath her shockingly pale skin and the layers upon layers of baggy sartorial armor.  Joelle Carter’s Josee is a bit of a revelation here, for me, because I’ve only seen this actor in cinema-lite productions. I did like her in Lane Janger’s indie Just One Time, a film about a man who wants his girlfriend to agree to a ménage a trois with another woman before they tie the knot.  The part, however, was not very deep. Carter maps out an interesting trajectory with Josee in this film.  She’s almost a phantom character here; she’s the one that everyone either loathes or desires, the person upon which everyone projects their neuroses, insecurities and sanguinities.  Those kinds of characters usually become inconsequential in a film; become the chemical catalysts that lose their stable molecular structures in the service of producing a reaction.  Carter, out of sheer force of technique and innate dramatic faculties, never fades.  While the focus is clearly on Frankie’s transformation, Carter/Josee remains the light beneath the closed door that doesn’t quite illuminate the room, but that leads people to take notice of it and to wonder from where it springs.

This film and the performances, which provide its tapestry, are outright gems.  I am barely able to give just attention to all of the little, real life things it gets right.  Siegel has masterfully cast actors who understand, on a deep level, the people they are portraying.  Without the actors’ significant gifts and insights, one would be left with mere archetypes: the tomboy, the bad girl and the beauty queen rebelling against the title’s usual prescriptions and proscriptions.  With those types intact, Swimming would be standard high school and post-high school coming of age pabulum.  This is a pithy film, though, for adults who are fortunate enough to have done the inner work necessary to appreciate when someone is telling it like it really is/was.  This ain’t no Dawson’s Creek, folks!

Go see Swimming; you’ll adore it like I do.

 

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La Pianiste (The Piano Teacher)

Starring: Isabelle Huppert, Annie Girardot and Benoît Magimel

Written and Directed by:  Michael Haneke

Genre: Drama

In French with English Subtitles

Review by Funkylb

 

 

 

The cognoscenti of the music of Europe’s Classical Period generally posit that Franz Schubert composed deceptively simple melodies imbued with such lyricism and often-melancholic expressionism that he carved out a category all for himself.  Schubert’s métier, then, ran counter to the overwrought intellectualism and chafing rationalism that defined the creative output of his contemporaries.  In grounding his film, La Pianiste, and its protagonists in Schubert’s oeuvre, director Michael Haneke effectively warns us that beneath a seemingly inscrutable, cold and detached exterior, may lay facile yet febrile inner landscapes.  Moreover, in this his latest cinematic masterstroke, Haneke has fashioned a deeply disquieting tone poem (a song form at which Schubert excelledd) about the ability of human beings to create our own psycho-sexual inner horror.   This particular horror tale is set to music in the key of E for erotic egression.   Send the kids to bed…it’s about to get deep up in here!

 

Haneke takes on double duty as director and as screenwriter with this film, and it becomes apparent in the first 20 minutes that the writer in him is clearly steeped in the theoretical preoccupations of Lacan, Freud, Anaïs Nin and the Marquis de Sade.  What that means for the rest of us is that many questions, some chillingly immodest, will be posed about the ties between our sexual selves, our creative selves and our intellectual selves.  And like all good queries, the answers are myriad and are not to be found laid out before us on screen, but in the innermost crevices of our individual pockets of principled do’s and don’ts!

 

Haneke’s leading lady, Isabelle Huppert, is true to form here and completely owns the screen from the first frame with her portrayal of a virtuosic pianist and teacher with an affinity for melodies of the dissonant, depraved and slightly deviant kind.  To wit: we encounter Erika Kohut (Huppert), a Schubert specialist who teaches piano at a Viennese conservatory, in a tiny music room grooming a host of potential Glenn Gould(s) and Charles Ives. Erika has the exacting taskmaster routine down to a science, but as the camera moves in closer, something unsettling becomes visible.  This is not the face of a woman moved by and filled up with a passion for music.  There is anger; there is disdain and there is a gaping, aching emptiness.  This piano teacher seems to have little patience for her musical charges.  She is cruelly discouraging to the lot of them and is coolly dismissive to pushy, but well-meaning parents, who all believe that they’ve produced prodigies. 

 

Erika’s cruel and contentious relationships with parents and students mirror the one she has with her own mother (Girardot).  The two come to fisticuffs one evening at home.  Pushing, shoving and slapping and verbal recriminations seem to follow the evening news as a matter of course in this household.  Erika has failed to live up to her potential as a concert pianist, and it is this shortcoming, on the surface at least, that fuels her mother’s anger toward her.  Mother, the character is known by that moniker only, is the typical domineering and suffocating stage mother who vicariously lives out her own aspirations through her gifted daughter. That explains why Mother always seems to be hovering and watchful of her daughter, but she also shares a bedroom with conjoined beds with Erika, who is at least forty.  What gives?  Things get creepier still as Mother often calls the homes of pupils and friends to make sure Erika is where she says she will be after hours.  Mother also routinely searches Erika’s handbag and closet for evidence of a verboten sexual life.  In Mother’s way of thinking, piano and music are to be Erika’s only passions. She has not noticed that Erika’s attachment to music is anything but passionate.

 

Mother needn’t have worried about the presence of men (or women, for that matter) in Erika’s life because there are none as the film opens.  Erika is, however, ever resourceful about finding solitary sex play. She is a voyeur who frequents peepshows to watch other couples have sex.  Erika heightens the thrill occasionally when she stalks the drive-in movie grounds looking for couples in coitus in their cars so that she can secretly watch, masturbate  and climax along with them.  She also engages in masochism.  A bathroom scene with a razor is the first indication that the viewer gets of Haneke’s purpose with all of this sexual and intimate frankness.  He doesn’t actually mean to titillate; this isn’t a Paul Verhoeven/Joe Eszterhas film collaboration, afterall.  All of the graphic stuff, and there is an abundance of it, takes place beyond the view of the camera.  Haneke’s aim is really to provide us with a blueprint for how fear, loneliness and emptiness inextricably inform our desires, however defined.  The proof is never in the specific details but in the overarching mood and tone.  Hence, the camera never needs to record the particulars, but it must capture the broader strokes, the ambient sounds, the white noise.  Besides, none of the sex in this film is fun.  It’s uncomfortable and a bit frightening.   This is indeed a horror film.   

 

Erika, it seems, likes her sex nightmarish, but has had to go it alone, or at least from a distance, because she has not found an intimate partner she deems worthy of second chair in her carnal orchestra. That is until she encounters twenty-something Walter Klemmer (Magimel), a disinterested, haughty but gifted pianist.  Walter, unlike others around her, colleagues, students and friends alike, is not cowered by Erika’s musicianship or by her intellectual superfluity.  He playfully mocks her at their first meeting and sets out, through performing a rather showy and difficult Schubert piece, to disabuse her of some of her opinions about the composer’s motivations.  No one takes the great professor to task in this way!  Erika is smitten.  Here is where things get really interesting.  Erika has been inwardly working on a kind of romantic danse pour trois for years.  Her idea of romance, though, includes domination, violence and humiliation, and it is scripted down to the slightest detail.  She writes Walter a multi-page letter of instructions, some of which prescribe the presence of her mother, about the kinds of sex acts she wishes him to force her to do.  Erika wants to demean and to punish her mother for years of the overbearing stage mother treatment.  Too, part of Erika’s motivation for the letter is to ensure that she remains in control at all times.  She wants to be dominated, but on her own terms.

 

 Needless to say, Walter is repulsed by the letter’s suggestions, but in the film’s twisting denouement, he ends up giving Erika exactly what she wants.  The difference being that Walter wrests control from her and powerlessness in this way, for Erika, is just not sexy.  The scene where Erika’s fantasies see reality are nearly impossible to watch.  It is in these moments of having her fantasies brought to light and then maligned is where we see the first cracks in Erika’s armor.  One of the things undergirding her impenetrable exterior for her entire adult life has been the sweet expectation that revenge would be exacted upon her mother precisely as she had planned and that there was nothing innately shameful and depraved about the freak within.  The difficulty was in finding the proper partner, one who could, perhaps, be intellectual as well as emotive about this kind of sex play.  It never occurs to her that her urges could be miscast as mere sickness.  But she is depraved, right?  Haneke doesn’t let the descriptor fit comfortably.  He does not glibly damn his heroine.  So what are we to do as an audience?

 

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My Big, Fat Greek Wedding

Starring: Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Lainie Kazan, Andrea Martin and Michael Constantine

Written by Nia Vardalos

Directed by Joel Zwick

Genre: Comedy

Review by Funkylb

 

 

This is a zany comedy from writer/actor Nia Vardalos loosely based on her own marriage to a non-Greek man.  Toula Portakolos (Vardalos) is a thirty year old, frumpy daddy's girl with bad skin who longs for a better quality of life.  Her family thinks that this ugly duckling will help run the family restaurant for the rest of her life and never marry.  Toula meets hunky, WASPy Ian (John Corbett) while helping out at the family's traveling agency.  Ian and Toula make cute and fall in love despite Toula's certainty that the relationship cannot reach the level of marriage because her parents will never accept her marrying a non-Greek man. So, what to do?  Ian converts to Greek Orthodoxy, of course.  He sets out to win over the family and to learn to be a good Greek husband and son in-law.  But this is no normal family to which Ian is trying to gain entrance!  Dad (Michael Constantine) can find a Greek origin for any English word, thinks that Windex can cure any physical ailment and believes that women should never be educated lest they interfere with the natural order of things.  Mom (Lainie Kazan) and the rest of the extended family thinks that eating, especially huge cuts of lamb, is a day long undertaking.  Ian's vegetarianism and his modest appetite, then, are viewed as serious afflictions. Much hilarity ensues as Ian tries to learn to speak and comprehend Greek, and as he attempts to get to know all of the loud and gregarious aunts, uncles and cousins.  You get the idea.

 

This is a fairly accomplished script for first time screenwriter Nia Vardalos.  The better written characters are the supporting ones.  The comedy, after all, is to be found among the extended family members.  The film moves along well when the fish out of water theme takes a front seat.  Things get a bit torpid during the well-meaning emotional moments between Toula and her parents as they try to adjust to the fact that she is leaving the nest.  Vardalos'  real gift as a scribe is for comedy, it would seem then.  No matter, the more serious scenes are kept to a minimum.

 

Do see this film, though, as there are at least a dozen scenes that had me weeping from laughter.  That just doesn't happen for me at the movies anymore.  I also really love watching Lainie Kazan and Andrea Martin (who steals every scene she's in here.  She did the same thing playing the way too progressive mom in the gay, romantic comedy, All Over the Guyplay ethnic.  They can do Jewish, Greek, Italian and Latino with a high level of verisimilitude.  It's always a treat to encounter them on film.  They help to make this movie well worth the price of admission.

 

 

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ZOOM RHYTHM TRACK 123 (DRUM MACHINE)

Review by Funkylb (2004)

 

 

Let me just state for the record that I am not a drummer, nor am I fiend for beats.  Melody and harmony mean more to me than complex rhythm, although that is gradually changing as I devote more time to playing my jazz bass, Bhudda.  There are, however, gals and guys who spend a lot of money on equipment devoted to putting together beats.  I’m just not one of those people.  And the Zoom RT 123 drum machine/sequencer is just the right kind of toy for the lazy beat seeker that I am.

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300 on-board looped drum patterns with accompanying bass patterns.

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Two drum kits and one bass kit.  One drum kit sounds like a studio acoustic rock kit and the other is more of a medley of electronic derived percussion.

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99 unfilled user patterns to tailor to your liking.

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Line-In jack: this allows the user to mix the RT 123’s signal with, say, an outboard external effects rig.  I run my Zoom 506 for bass through here and my guitar’s Pandora PX3 effects box.  I wouldn’t run my instrument direct through the RT 123 because there is no volume control for the external instrument.  You’ll need a signal boost of some sort.

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MIDI IN: works with any MIDI device.  I run this through to my keyboard’s MIDI OUT.  Strangely there is no MIDI OUT on the RT 123.

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Groove Play: allows instantaneous changes in patterns.  The RT 123 used in this mode is a great tool for DJ’s.  

The Zoom RT 123 is usable right out of the box.  You get 300 patterns at your fingertips immediately.  The patterns are repetitive (you have to build you own variable tempo’ed songs—more about that later), but they work as grooves to jam to or with which to capture nascent song ideas.  What’s cool about these pre-set patterns is that the machine’s pads light up to show you which piece of percussion is being utilize as the pattern proceeds.  The user can tap the onboard drum pads to add percussion parts.  You can also switch to bass mode and add bass parts of your own to the pre-set patterns using the onboard pads.  The only down side is that you cannot save these embellishments for future use.  Pattern mode works well as a basic rhythm accompanist.  My three complaints are that I wish there were more jazz-inspired preset patterns, that there were more highly syncopated hip-hop patterns, and that there were more Latin sounding patterns.  There is a good cross-section of styles, but the machine is heaviest on rock, techno, and R&B-lite (think Jodeci, Jagged Edge and folks like that).  It simulates those styles well; I just wish there weren’t so many of them here. There are a few good simulacra of funk patterns.  I’ve been able to approximate the drum parts of most of the songs on Meshell Ndegeocello’s Cookie…album.  This is a good thing.  That’s pattern mode

 

The other working mode on the RT 123 is Song mode, and that, my friends, is a totally different beast altogether.  The idea behind song mode is to allow the user to string together individual patterns to make varied and complex rhythm tracks for original songs.  Okay…good idea, but programming has to be done one-step or unit at a time and you have to be a fair to good drummer to get the “hits” just right.  The pads are very real-time sensitive and expressive, but that doesn’t seem to help me any.  I bought this unit in the first place ‘cause I ain’t a drummer, yet. Programming in song mode makes my rhythmic deficiencies woefully apparent.  Programming in song mode gets tediously drawn out for me.  Mama don’t like musical drudgery!

The cost of this unit is what makes it a stand out addition to my instrument arsenal.  I paid just under $150.00 for it.  I don’t think there’s a drum machine out there as versatile as the RT 123 at that price.  Even though I only use its preset patterns, the RT 123 is well worth the money.  It’s a cool little groove box.  The drum and bass kits are high quality and admirably cover the spectrum from the coolest jazz to the most frenzied techno.  One day I’ll figure out how to quickly and effectively program my own tracks.  Hell…it took me a year to figure out how to record well using Cakewalk’s studio software for Windows.  I think it’s more about my own impatience than the machine’s innate impairments. Get the RT 123 if you’re a solo instrumentalist who wants to have a portable, mostly user-friendly band in a box.

 

 

 

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